Don't lift your foot off of that land mine switch till I make the 20 yard dash and cover my eyelid
Here's me!
Been training all week to be a consultant. They're not going to make me a consultant, which is great because I can just shout shit at them over video conference because I have have nothing to lose. I can also drink heavily at work, as it's till eleven, and all the other fuckers have gone home.
Leona's still in Barbados, we're both gutted about the re-demise of English cricket, but you'll all just find that a bit funny.
Annoyed at people not chatting to me, no-one calls me except Guy, Leona and Jenny, and it's not like I haven't tried, those stupid bastards. Don't know a good thing when they sit on it.
New good music is mainly El-P's new album, which has become the best record of this year by 15 kilometres. Oh, and every review I have read agrees with me, which is a potential first. Also Infected Mushroom, a psychedelic trance band from Israel, and Karp, an old noise rock band who broke up. Well done and hats off to all of you.
Oh, and stupid props to Devin Townsend, who I thought would never interest me again, for making perhaps the stupidest album of this decade. It's called Ziltoid the Omniscient, and you can all scramble madly to follow my instructions as per usual, only you shouldn't, because in all honesty, you guys, I am not really the cultural guru you all imagine me to be. Fucking sarcastic jokey face.